Love and Sex
Are you looking for the move that will maybe, possibly electrify your man’s sexual world?
Selecting a unique baby name is going to require every ounce of repressed self-expression you have!
“Why does she need to eat less carbs when she already eats the least out of all of us?”
Wait…did I finish that second load? No, no I didn’t. Fuck.”
The sand will never truly go away and you can’t control that!
“I tried tucking my dress between my thighs, I tried using my purse as a barrier. It was hopeless.”