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Help! I Didn’t Have a Tampon so I Used a Flintstones Push-Up Instead and It’s Melting!
When it comes to my time of the month, let’s just say I’m not always prepared.
Love and Sex
How to Wrap Your Pussy in Foil and Put It In The Fridge Since No One’s Eating It
Just remember, your pussy is NOT microwaveable.
Style
Heinous Floral Tops That Will Finally Win Your Mom’s Approval
A good floral print can be distracting enough that she might forget to ask if you’re seeing anyone.
Living
Good News Oatmeal Eaters! Here’s Some Other Bland Mush You Might Like
Fun textures and new flavors? Not for you, you dull bitch.
Style
4 Heavy Sweaters To Wear This Summer Because No Reason Not Because I Hate My Arms No I’m Cold Actually Haha What?
The best summer accessory is a big heavy sweater!
Love and Sex
Woman Suspicious Boyfriend Also Had Feelings for Past Women He Dated
“Basically I want to feel like no women existed before me.”
