4 Status Updates to Let Cindy Know You Saw Her Hit That Drifter With Her Car Last Saturday

You know what Cindy did last Saturday. Cindy knows what Cindy did last Saturday. But does Cindy know that you know what Cindy did last Saturday? Say it sort of loud and clear with these four passive-aggressive status updates that will let Cindy kind of get the gist that you absolutely saw her hit that drifter with her car last Saturday, and you aren’t going to forget it anytime soon.


Keep it open-ended:
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Ask the important questions:
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Make allusions:
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Wrap it up in a meme:
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#Hashtag your point across:
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Cindy may never go to prison for what she did, but you can punish her by leaving her wondering if her besties are secretly holding onto her darkest secret. With the right amount of passive-aggression, she’ll never know when her demons will catch up to her!