Author Archives for Sarah Esocoff

How to Get the Guy at the Bar to Notice You When You’re At Home Reading

Best Books of 2013

How Many of These Classic Punk Bands Have You Read?

One Shirt, Five Easy Meals

Pope: ‘Abortion Is a Mitzvah’

Company Offers Longer Paternity Leave Than Maternity Leave

The Best Times of Day For Your Slimmest Shadow

All the Good Men Are Gay, Taken, Or Don’t Have A Sturdy Enough Dick

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I Prefer Cold Office Buildings Because I Like My Nipples Rock-Hard

Girl With ‘Good Vibes’ Actually Just Backlit

I Don’t Understand Social Issues Unless There Are Disney Princesses Involved

Kind Ways to Tell Your Coworker She Smells Like a Dusty Vitamin

A-Line Dress Inspiration: Female-Only Bathroom Signs

Bold Liner Looks That Say, ‘I Can’t Wait For Ted 2’

J.K. Rowling Surprises Fans With New Harry Potter Story From the POV of Christian Grey

Teeny Tiny Hair Straighteners For Your Frizzy Eyelashes

Pinafores That Say, ‘Fuck You, Mom’

The Two Children Every Girl Should Have By The Time She’s 30

Men Less Into Your Collarbones Than Their Poetry Would Suggest