Author Archives for Sarah Esocoff

Woman’s Five-Year Plan and ‘Hair Inspo’ Desktop Folder Nearly Identical

How to Embrace Your Natural Hair Texture, If Not New Ideas

Girl Called ‘Old Soul’ Just Wants to be Popular

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Why Bitch Will Get Hers, According to Science

How to Use More Hashtags in the Bedroom

Just Bitten Lip Looks That Say, “Ow! I Just Bit My Lip”

Woman Earnestly Reminds Everyone That She Is Fluent In Sarcasm

Quiz: Are You Guy Pretty, Girl Pretty, Or Not Pretty?

Father's Day - Reductress

Is It Possible to Be “Just Friends” With a Guy, Or Is He the Ghost of Your Dead Father?

Is Your Weight Loss Journey Long Enough?

Stop Body-Shaming Me About My Tail

Skincare Myths Based on Greek Myths

Celebs Who Look Fine Without Makeup

You Know How to Make Him Climax, But What About His Denouement?

Beauty Forecast: Matte Eyeballs In For Spring

This Year’s Best Dressed: Barbara Edition!

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How to Tactfully Restore Contact With Your Cuban Friends

Winter Date Ideas That Are All Slippery As Fuck