Author Archives for Rekha Shankar

Woman Named Cody ‘Just Wants To Be Treated Like Everyone Else’

Hello Kitty - Reductress

Company Hires Hello Kitty Over Japanese Woman

Lifestyle - Reductress

This Fall’s Must-Have Emotional Voids

Janelle Monae - Reductress

Woman Discovers Discovering Janelle Monae

Friends Use Guise of an ‘Intervention’ To Completely Shit on Brittany

PTA Meeting - Reductress

Ellie’s Nervous Laughter Clears Out PTA Meeting

How to Look Like You Feel Like You Want to Look the Way You Feel

Lightning - Reductress

Have a Sensual Evening With Simple Mood Lightning

I Wrote My First Passive-Aggressive Email, Not That You Care

Coffee Shop - Reductress

Coffee Shop Finishes Memoir Before Emma Does

Hospital - Reductress

Woman Still Kegeling While Comatose

Boring Tattoo - Reductress

Jessa Gets Tattoo Sleeve and Is Still Boring

Confession: I Never Learned How To Express Myself, Or Whatever

Mother Can’t Help But Smile When Son Breaks Up With Girlfriend

Nummies - Reductress

Summer Nummies For Your Tum-Tum!

New Ways To Hate Your Butt This Summer

Sexy New Ways To Nibble On Toast

Mom-Friendly Ways To Say You’re Dating a Minority