Author Archives for Meredith Gray

6 Romantic Valentine’s Day Gestures He Won’t Reciprocate

Where The Fuck Are Those Ponytail Holders?

Statement Lips Not Intended to Make Actual Statements

Step-Like Motions to Trick Your Fitness Tracker

Hairstyles to Impress Your Meanest Gay Friend

Eighth Grade Teacher

Teacher Gifts That Say, ‘You Are a Woman’

Mascara Tricks That Are Also Magic Tricks

How to Know If Oh No He Didn’t

Lipstick Shades That Say, ‘I Just Ate Spaghetti’

How to Go to Williams Sonoma Without Crying

Cozy Scarves to Shroud Your Clitoris

6 Sexy Ways to Fall on Ice

8 Things You’re Definitely Not Doing with Coconut Oil

Low-Key Dates for the Fifth Pair of the 5 for $25 Panties You Settled On

Pictures of Micro-Pigs To Make You Think Less About the Sweet Release of Death

Cigarette Pants You Can Fit Into Because of Cigarettes

6 People Who Were Wrong About You

Tips for Breastfeeding You Should Suggest to Breastfeeding Mothers