Author Archives for Kelsey Calaitges

Drunk Tiffany Actually Better Driver Than Sober Rachel

Flirty Beach Waves That Will Trigger Your Fear of Drowning

6 Ambers Having A Worse Day Than You

Honeymoon Destinations with a Fuddruckers So Greg Doesn’t Bitch the Whole Time

Everyone Can Pick Their Own Bridesmaid Dress, Just Make Sure it’s Made of Washi Tape

7 Times You Pronounced Valentime’s Day Wrong

I Went on an All-Eggnog Cleanse for 10 Days and Gained 47 Pounds

Cute Ways to Ski Completely Still After Pooping Your Snow Pants

Trendy Crop Tops for Harvesting Dick

My Goal Weight is Fitting Inside a Horse Womb

Prom Chaperone Outfits That Say, ‘I’m 45 and At My Sexual Peak’

‘Mother’s Day’ and Other Teen Sex Terms You Didn’t Know

7 Verbal Pauses to Keep the Conversation About You

Workouts That Target Your Parasitic Twin

7 Common Tasks You’re Perfectly Capable of Doing Without Natalie’s Input

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Trend Alert: Indoor Cats Out, Outdoor Cats In

The 6 Most Romantic Things Your Man Has Ever Said! Or Maybe That Was TV?

Why I’m Making My Kids Go to School on a Snow Day