Author Archives for Jess Zeidman

Report: Meghan Deffffffinitely Wants to Fuck Her Brother

4 Make-Up Sex Positions That Will Let Him Know There’s Still A Lot of Work to be Done

How to Stop Caring So Much About What You Look Like By Focusing On How Shitty You Feel

Wow! This Woman Spent Her Entire Vacation Checking Her Email

4 Gorgeous Armchairs For You to Bump Into and Apologize to Over and Over Again

4 Sparkly NYE Dresses That Say ‘I Always Got the Lead in Chicago’

4 Seasonally Flavored Lip Glosses That You’ll Eat Despite Your Best Intentions

Let Him Know You’ve Finished by Shouting ‘And Scene!’ After You Cum

Woman Can’t Believe It’s Still Raining

4 Heartwarming Holiday Films That Also Happen to Have Really Hot and Supportive Dads in Them

Wow! This Bad Bitch Married Her Work Wife Like A Total Girlboss

How To Be Less Hard On Yourself Even Though You Could’ve Done A Little Better If You Tried

How To Undermine Yourself by Adding ‘lol’ to All of Your Texts

Wow! This Targeted Ad Knew A Woman So Well It Revealed That She Was Adopted

How to Rock an Oversized Sweater So It Looks Hot and Not Like It Doesn’t Fit

Wow! This Woman Wore So Much Funky Jewelry She Turned Into an Art Teacher

Is He Hot or Just a Teen Obscured in a Cloud of Juul Smoke?

How I Cured My Recurring UTI By Establishing Residency in a Cranberry Bog