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Why I’m Staying at Home Unless You Have a Boat

QUIZ: Is He Hot, or Is He Just the First Person You’ve Seen Wearing Their Mask Correctly?

Woman Makes Snack to Muster Energy to Make Meal

Disney to Remove Racist Characters from Splash Mountain, While Keeping Racist Characters in Hall of Presidents

Alternate Life Briefly Imagined Following Mom’s Comment That You Were Almost Named ‘Penelope’

STUDY: Intermittent Fasting Stupid Easy When You Sleep Until Noon

26-Year-Old Still Pretends Smarties are Medicine Even Though She’s on 7 Prescription Medications

Aunt on Facebook

Aunt Who Makes Yearly Scene at Christmas Thinks Your Activism is ‘A Little Dramatic’

How to Have an Emily Dickinson Summer

How I Sleep At Night Knowing My Boyfriend Has A Bigger Ass Than Me

How to Call Out Your Family Members for Refusing to Eat Pussy

Biden Says VP Pick Is Between Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, and A Beautiful Lady Ostrich

Bra Furlough Extended

Okay! Uncle Says You’ve ‘Got a Good Silhouette’

Man Who Doesn’t Believe in Updating Centuries-Old, Failing Institution Updates Phone Software Once a Week

DUDE CORNER: I Just Think Cancel Culture Veers Into Dangerous Territory, Like for Me Personally

3 Songs About Loving Yourself You Can Sing Even When You’re a Fucking Bitch

Boozy Brunch Actually Less Fun With Constant Fear Of Dying

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