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This Asian-American Woman Has Been Having a Year of Bad Days Without Committing Any Hate Crimes

How to Listen Attentively Even Though You Know His Balls Are Just Wriggling Around in There

Why I Stopped Wearing Makeup and Started Keeping a Portrait in My Attic that Ages as I Sin

3 Dried Floral Bouquets That Say, ‘My Childhood Crush Was Jack Skellington’

4 Corset Tops for Unleashing Your Inner Turkey-Leg Eating Wench

Wow! This Man Knows How to Code but Not How to Apologize

QUIZ: Is it Zoom Fatigue or the Constant Burden of Being Alive?

4 Brunettes Who Are Somehow Having Fun

REPORT: You Can Totally Make Garlic Bread Right Now, If You Want

How to Order Something Without Saying the Weird Name That’s on the Menu

I LIVED IT: My Gynecologist Refused to Teach me to Queef on Command

How to Get High but Not So High That You Start Thinking About Climate Change

QUIZ: Is He Going to Fall in Love With You Even Though You Asked Him Not To?

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Inspiring! Woman Breaks Gender Barrier by Living in Grosser Apartment Than Her Boyfriend

This Woman’s Only Hobby is Gasping When She Touches a Soft Blanket at Target

QUIZ: Is He Funny or Does He Just Verbalize Popular Memes?

How to Pretend You Aren’t Vaccinated so You Don’t Have to Do Stuff

Dude Corner: I Wish Someone Had Warned Me Woody Allen Was a Monster

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