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Woman With Mansion Owes Everything to 6th Grade Game of MASH

Woman Recklessly Blows Entire Paycheck on Rent Again

How I Cured My Depression by Walking 5 Miles Every Day, the Exact Distance to My Ketamine Dealer’s House

I LIVED IT: I Thought It Was Tomorrow

How to Tell if That Chipmunk on the Sidewalk Has Rare Singing Talent

How to Stop Praying God Kills You After Experiencing the Slightest Inconvenience

Aww! The Only Science This Woman Understands Is a Rube Goldberg Machine

Good Posture? Here Are Three Ways to Still Let the World Know You’re Ashamed to Be Alive

Boyfriend Weirdly Dismissive of Girlfriend’s Sudden Need to Hold Baby Koala

How to Save Money by Eliminating All Sources of Joy From Your Life

Mattel Introduces New Barbie Whose Whole Thing Is Setting Boundaries

I LIVED IT: I Watched 50 Harry Styles Reels and Now the Instagram Algorithm Thinks I Like Harry Styles

Perfect Timing! Person You’re Trying to Get Over Just Got a Haircut

How I Got Laid by Rebranding My Pussy as a Liminal Space

I LIVED IT: I Went on a Haunted Hayride and a Kid Thought I Was Part of It

Singer’s Rock Bottom Results in Woman’s Favorite Karaoke Song

How to Improve Your Memory, But Not Enough to Remember Your Childhood

Wow! This Woman Runs a Small Business Where She Buys Clothes, Doesn’t Wear Them, Then Sells Them at Half Price

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