Author Archives for Editor

I’m Not A Basic Bitch. I’m A Boring Woman.

Confirmed Idiot Jennifer Thinks ‘The Craft’ Is Just Okay

Aww, No Thank You—I Actually Ate an Entire Pumpkin, Rind and All, Before I Got Here

Holiday Outfits That Say, ‘Don’t Expect Grandchildren’

From The Editorial Board: We Endorse Cunts

Wow! This Woman’s Response to Breastfeeding Shaming Was Almost Perfect, But We Have A Few Notes.

Sarah’s Been Really Distant Ever Since She Disappeared In That Corn Maze

Self-Proclaimed ‘Book Club Bad Girls’ Drink Three Bottles of Pinot Grigio in a Single Night

How To Talk About Finances Without Dying

8 Women Share Their Worst Date Experiences and All of Them Were With Brian

4 Plaids to Prove Once and For All You’re Over That Summer Dick

100 Acts of Self-Care That Still Won’t Be Enough to Get You Through the Election

I’m Not Going to Feel Bad About Watching ‘Hocus Pocus’ During Sex

On Mouth Time: Confessions! (w/ Matt Rogers and Rachel Wenitsky)

Angelina Won’t Let Kids Go to Brad’s New Pad, Calls It ‘Hot Dog Den’

On Mouth Time: Adulting! (w/ Shannon O’Neill)

The Best of Mouth Time!

On Mouth Time: We’re Slut-lebrating our Favorite Sluts! (w/ Gaby Dunn)

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