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On The Reductress Minute: 4 Perfect Smokey Eyes That NO ONE Should EVER Comment On

If Corporations Aren’t People, How Do You Explain That I’m Fucking This Corporation?

Are You Genuinely Happy or Are You Just Thinking About Having Pad Thai Later?

How To Grind That Dick Until He Politely Says ‘When’

REPORT: Slapping Vagina With Dick Isn’t Foreplay

How to be There for Your Boyfriend, Even Though He Just Got Fired From a Very Simple Job

Be Vulnerable! Let Him See the Boardwalk Caricature of You Hanging at Your Parents’ House

Inspiring! This Retired Mom Has Dedicated Her Life To Finding the Perfect Kitchen Backsplash

On The Reductress Minute: “Badass” Is Out, “Beef Woman” Is In

J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember to Pee After Sex

Man Gets Mad At Even The Thought Of Someone Believing In Ghosts

Empath Can Feel How Annoyed You Are When She Tells You She’s an Empath

Woman Embarks on Victory Tour After Her Comment Gets More Likes Than the Original Post

Wealthy Bitch Bragging About Going to the Dentist Again

4 Foolproof Second Date Ideas For When Getting Murdered Is Still A Pretty High Possibility

I LIVED IT: My Roommate Hoarded All Six Of Our Bowls In Her Room

How To Have Sex Without Your Tits Getting In The Way

‘Where Did the Time Go?’ Asks Bitch Who Can’t Tell Time

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