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Scientists Recommend Daily Dose of Sitting in House Feeling Weird

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Juul Labs Pivots to Making Cigarettes

They may also look into selling pre-rolls out of a van.

Thoughts

Why the Legacy of RBG Inspired Me to Retire at 23

Seems like a no-brainer to me!

News

Men Only Interested in Moon When They Can Be Toxic About It

Vibe-wise, the moon belongs to the girlies.

News

REPORT: Dad Just Doesn’t Give You Big T-Shirts to Wear as a Smock Anymore

Even though you’re too big for them to even be a full-on smock anymore, it is still deeply personal to you.

News

Woman Used Up Her ‘That’s Crazy’ Way Too Early in Friend’s Story

“You only get one time to say it, or two if you really hate them.”

Love and Sex

How to Avoid Well-Trodden Tropes During Roleplay

You have to listen to your desires, but that doesn’t mean you have to be a goddamn hack.

News

Woman Loves Driving Until She Has to Park, Back Up, or Switch Lanes

“There’s just something about the open road.”

Love and Sex

How to Date in Your Thirties When You’re Only Attracted to Wario

They won’t be Wario, but you can still pretend!

Living

How to Network Without Shouting, ‘You Find Me Job Now!’

This is just a friendly encounter between two individuals, not the beginning of a bar fight.

News

Doctors Announce If You Have a Stuffy Nose It’s Probably Going to Be Like That Forever

This is just your life now.

Living

How to Forgive the Girl You Were When You Didn’t Buy a Little Snack

Healing is hard, but it’s possible.

Living

‘Reality Is an Illusion,’ Says Friend Who Also Venmo Requests You $3.75

You are not totally convinced by her logic.

News

Suspicious? Woman Wants to Keep Her Receipt

Authorities have described this behavior as “bone-chilling.”

News

Raunchy 80s Comedy Just Wall-to-Wall Sex Crimes

“I guess this was supposed to be really funny in the 80s?”

Thoughts

Help! I Worked on Loving My Body Too Much and Now I Can’t Stop Masturbating

I’m gonna keep being as body positive as I possibly can (until my vibrator dies)!

News

REPORT: Cryptocurrency Origins Traced Back to Neopian Marketplace

“Who knew it would be such a game-changer for economics as we now know it?”

News

Study Finds Winking Still Best Way to Inform Your Grandchildren of Your Wild Side

“It’s the tried-and-true method.”

Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Caught Consumption to Fulfill My Cottagecore Aesthetic

I was just like a heroine from an 1800s novel!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Exited a Car While Also Holding a Bag

I’m still reeling from the experience.

News

Hot Person Looking at You Because You’re Looking at Them, But Still

“That short gaze was all I needed to envision the future we would have.”

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