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Siblings Communicate Primarily Through Missed Call Notifications
“Siblings are calling each other more than we thought! It’s just that no one’s picking up.”
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Woman Who Engaged in Favorite Childhood Activity Now Experiencing Adult Muscle Pain
Maya is nursing a sore knee, back, and thigh as well as an overstretched shoulder, pulled hamstring, and a calf cramp.
Thoughts
I Don’t Exercise to Be Able to Hold My Grandchildren. I Do It so I Can Dunk on Them.
If I’m going to pull a 1988 Michael Jordan-esque reverse 180 dunk on a preteen, I’ll need all the bone density I can get.
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Woman Has Always Loved Country Since Listening to Beyoncé’s New Songs
“I’ve been square dancing since I was just a little young’un!”
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All of Therapist’s Hard Work Undone After Woman Uses Communal Mirror in Aritzia Fitting Room
“By the time I realized the fitting room didn’t have its own mirror, I was halfway into a jumpsuit, and the sales associates were encouraging me to ‘come on out.'”
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Study Finds Messy Desk Is Indicator of Creative Excuses for Messy Desk
“A messy desk is merely an indicator of having creative excuses for the mess you made and could have cleaned up.”