L'Amateuriste: Thoughts
“If we don’t ask about the rapes and nobody tells us about them, then our military can focus on what’s really important.”
Sometimes you want to make love. And sometimes, you just want to destroy your man’s penis.
“Angelina is clearly trying to overshadow her with the details of her mastectomy.”
Did anybody thank me? Nope. It’s okay – this office would implode without me. I understand.
B’Oréal has launched Tolérance, a new line of junior cosmetics that gives young girls the confidence they need to stop bullying where it starts: their inferior appearance and demeanor.
“She was in here more than any of the employees. I actually thought she was the owner.”