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You’ve already achieved the most impressive accomplishment of all: partial map-having.
Make sure you stress three things: it’s normal, it’s healthy, and it’s entirely unavoidable.
Get yourself out of that threesome that was honestly only thrilling in theory:
Get ready to turn men’s heads – away from you!
Dishes that say you’re “not really book club material.”
He was never going to date you, Madge Smurtz. That’s your name now.