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Is Eating A Stranger’s Placenta Right For You?
There are countless time-tested health benefits of eating placenta – anyone’s placenta.
Love and Sex
How to Have Your Boyfriend Give You a Valentine’s Rose Like You’re on ‘The Bachelor’
Get him to give you a rose like you’re a fucking queen who won his affections over a series of eliminations.
Living
Make Kayla Feel Bad She Didn’t Come Out Tonight, Even Though It Wasn’t That Fun
Make her feel guilty for the selfish decision to “take some time for herself.”
Style
Grotesque Face Contortions For a Thinner Selfie
Use these twisted facial contortions and extreme camera angles to distort reality and make you look skinnier!
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Female Executive Gains Respect By Talking Into Electric Fan
“When I speak into the fan, I become the leader I always knew I could be!”
