Style
Metallic makeup adds a sexy sheen that will attract not just some magnets, but ALL of them.
You don’t have time to shower, wash your hair, work out, and poop before work…or do you?
Are they never in the same place at the same time?
They can just go to Target and buy like, I don’t know, 7 rolls of washi tape?
Throw on one of these scab-covers and your vanilla boss will be none the wiser!