Living
The best breakup revenge is a killer hot body, but what good is it if he never gets to see it?
You don’t want to pop a hole in the temporary furniture he’s chosen to make permanent.
Because no matter what, it will be a guy named Phil, who’s actually a pretty good cook.
Eventually you’ll be able to go water skiing without worrying about getting your heart broken.
It’s a disease you’ll keep for the rest of your life—just like your tat!