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REPORT: Now Is the Perfect Time to Book Your Thanksgiving Flight for 2030
“Any day later and you can expect prices to skyrocket, and that will simply be your own fault.”
Thoughts
Amateurs! No One at This Paint and Sip Is Open to Constructive Criticism
Sorry that I take paint-and-sip seriously. Sorry that I lean heavy on the “paint” part and also heavy on the “sip” part.
Thoughts
Why It’s Time We Start Taxing Women Who Have It All
If you’re going to have it all like that, the least you can do is give a little bit to me.
Love and Sex
Woman’s Favorite Foreplay Is 6 Months of Loving, Nurturing Relationship
A survey of the general public found that 90% of people think they, too, could be into this kind of foreplay.
Living
Haunted House? Woman Doing Laundry in Scary Basement of Apartment
“I haven’t actually seen a ghost here, but I also haven’t encountered any evidence that a ghost doesn’t live here.”
