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Storylines will include an episode where Elmo watches “Going Clear” and cannot look Serenity in the eye.

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My Best Friend Got Her Life Together Without Consulting Me First

She’s just leaving me behind here where I’m quite comfortable living my slobby mess of a life.

I Lived it: Thoughts

He Ignored Me For My Entire Life Until He Finally Texted ‘Wyd’ On My Deathbed

Ugh, men!

Living

How to Show George W. Bush The Forgiveness You Can’t Muster for Your Father

Show him you’re over his missteps, even though you will never, ever do so for your father.

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Heather’s Plan To Quietly Elope Somehow Involves You

Your sense of relief was shattered when Heather texted, “I’d love for you to be there.”

Thoughts

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All I have is my water bottle and my SoulCycle bike, because I left my iPhone in my locker.

Thoughts

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I’m a jet-setter. I’m a go-getter. But most of all, I’m pretty fucked up right now.

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If you’re looking for a bag that will store more than one, these won’t work.

Love and Sex

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Give him a quick wink and affirmative nod, like “Yep, don’t worry, I haven’t forgot about that!”

Entertainment

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So you saw that movie and totally loved it. That’s great! But did you read the book? Because the character...

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Ex-Boyfriend Somehow Able to Feel Joy After Losing You

Sources confirm that, no, we are not just fucking with you.

Living

6 Email Sign-Offs That Will Leave Your Coworkers Begging For More

They’ll be pleading for more of those incredible emails in no time!

Love and Sex

Easy Ways to Repurpose Your BF’s T-Shirts Into a New Relationship

Create something new and beautiful: another relationship with someone else.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Thought of a Better Instagram Caption After Someone Had Already Liked My Post

It’s honestly a nightmare scenario.

Thoughts

My Yoga Teacher Said to Move However Feels Good, So I’m in the Fetal Position

I choose to take the shape of a tiny baby living in the soft dirt.

Love and Sex

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Just don’t forget to shave before you go.

Thoughts

Ugh, I’m The Worst! I Just Killed My Whole Family

I’m for sure the absolute worst.

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These groundbreaking findings have researchers wondering, “Why though?”

Style

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Fuck! You are so late for this funeral!

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6 Sexist Movies He Dislikes For Other Reasons

Namely: continuity errors.

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