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I sent him a picture of my lighthouse, with my small figure at the bottom, to get a sense of whether he might be into me, physically.

Love and Sex

8 Things Your Man Wishes You’d Do More Often, Besides Praise His Monster Peen

Rub his back, shoulders, even his head (no not his dick head, lol).

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Bring the beat in!

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Excess is really fun, right??

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Science for the win!

Style

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People will be wondering, “Did she just fuck in a forest?”

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“Does everyone know about this?!” I asked my friend.

News

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“Here in my living room, or ‘the salon’ as I call it, we do get on quite well.”

Style

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Its classic silhouette is just like you: easy, dependable, and definitely not a bridesmaid.

Entertainment

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Come on guys; focus up.

News

Woman Who Regrets Voting for Trump Still Pretty Racist

Janet wishes she hadn’t voted for President Trump. However, she’s still super racist.

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“It’s like, come on, dude. You owe me.”

Love and Sex

QUIZ: Is He Into You, Just a Friend, or Trying to Get You to Join the Democratic Socialists?

Does he send you roses, or just insist you put a rose emoji in all your social media bios?

Thoughts

Calling My Representative Wasn’t Enough, So I Fucked His Wife

It’s important to do your civic duty and act local.

Living

How to Heal Yourself With Guns When You Don’t Have Access to Healthcare

If you don’t already own a gun, no worries!

Love and Sex

3 Blowjob Techniques To Make Him Say, ‘Oh So Thaaaat’s Why We Had So Many Zucchinis In the Fridge’

“That’s kind of fucked up.”

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It’s inevitable. I will ruin them all.

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