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“Am I just a pawn in the greater scheme of things?!”
I believe that the world is a much better place without fish in it, and I’m proud to actively work towards that reality.
“Everything about this outfit has to be perfect, elevated. Tonight is not the night for a normal bra.”
“I didn’t even realize he was doing anything, but the stuff he was doing was illegal!”
It may or may not have started after I screamed, “THIS IS MY FUCKING JAM!” in my friend Jessica’s ear.