The Most Soothing Essential Oils That Can’t Fix What Mark Did

Frankincense Essential Oil (Young Living, $89.99)

The frankincense will help with fine lines and wrinkles, which is helpful because you’ve got a bunch of those from all of the crying you did when Mark called you to confess what he did, which no oil can ever fix. No one cares how drunk you were, Mark! You’re garbage, Mark!!