At Peace Essential Oil (Rockymountainoils.com, $15)
With hints of sandalwood, tangerine, and grapefruit, this oil has a delicious earthy scent. Though it will relax and transport you to a happier places, it will never transport you back in time to punch Mark in the face for what he did. Remember when he committed to go on that weekend trip to visit your family, then pulled out last minute to go to Mexico for “work” and was photographed with a stripper? Hey, at least you have sandalwood oil!