24-year-old Larissa Edwards has found that she often sacrifices her own time and happiness for others, which has left her feeling exhausted, overworked, and depleted. So, now she’s treating herself to being a huge, raging bitch!
Exactly! Take care of yourself, queen!
“After doing a 10-step skincare routine, getting my nails done regularly, and putting a Screen Time limit on all my social media apps with no luck, I learned that being an evil, relentless bitch was actually the best thing I could do for my mental health,” she told reporters. “Even though everyone else might feel the pain of my unbridled wrath, it’s honestly a small price they have to pay for my well-being.”
People pleasers, take note!
While Larissa’s self-care routine has done wonders for herself, other people in her life don’t seem to quite understand it yet.
“Today I was going out to get pizza and asked Larissa if she wanted any and she just screamed, ‘I ALREADY HAD PIZZA TODAY, STUPID!’” her friend and roommate, Yaz Hadi, said. “Later on, she texted me and apologized, saying that she was just trying to ‘practice self-care,’ but I didn’t see the correlation?”
While Larissa’s new routine might be drastic, she explained that it’s actually extremely necessary in order to maintain her own happiness.
“Sure, I may have rolled down my windows to scream at the other drivers while I was commuting to work,” she said. “And yeah, I might have also shoved everyone who was in my way on the sidewalk after I parked my car, and maybe I also physically threatened someone when they asked me where I got my bag from, but, boy, have people been turning heads when I walk by! It might be because I was constantly pushing and yelling at people, but still! My skin is literally glowing, bitch!”
We love that for her!
After seeing the outstanding results of her new self-care routine, Larissa is determined to keep up with it for as long as she has to.
“Why would I splurge on an almond croissant or a spa day when I could just be a total bitch instead?” Larissa said. “It doesn’t even cost anything! Except maybe your relationships with your friends and family.”
Slay!
