QUIZ: Do You Not Believe in Ghosts or Are You Just Hurt None of Them Want to Talk to You? 

You’re a realist, a rationalist, a skeptic…but are you, really? When people talk about ghosts and spirits, do you get mad because you adamantly disbelieve such things exist, or are you just hurt because none of them are really interested in you? Take this quiz to find out!


First off, do you believe in ghosts?

  1. Absolutely not. It’s a ludicrous, anti-science belief, and it brings me great shame that so many Americans profess to believe in them. What has become of this nation!?
  2. I’ve been around for a little while, and I’ve certainly never seen one.


A friend tells you they’ve experienced the presence of a ghost or spirit. How do you feel?

  1. Furious! My friend is living in a fantasy world. I must chip away at their delusion with my reason, until they doubt what they “saw”.
  2. Outwardly I’ll go along with it, but I think there’s probably another explanation. I’ve just never had something like that happen, and like, why wouldn’t I? I’m a chill person. If ghosts were around I think I would have a lot to offer them.


Throughout history and across cultures, people have reported communion or communication with ghosts and spirits. Why?

  1. Schizophrenia.
  2. I’m really not sure. I don’t understand much of anything. I exist in the tiny purview of my senses within the cultural and ideological conditioning of my time. I don’t know if ghosts are “real” or if my concept of what a “ghost” is is too distorted for me to be able to recognize the experience of something Other to this material world. I do not believe. I want to believe. Do I want to believe? Check back with me later.




Mostly 1’s: You are absolutely devastated that ghosts don’t want to talk to you, and you are way overcompensating. We suggest you chill out in a big way.

Mostly 2’s: You are also hurt that ghosts don’t want to talk to you, but at least you’re being less uncool about it. May a friendly spirit visit you at the right time! Or not, it’s not like we know what’s real. Happy haunting!