Author Archives for Damien Kronfeld

Neglected Water Glass Mere Inches From Neglected Houseplant

Man Who Thinks Drag Queens Are Groomers Asking 7-Year-Old Niece if She Has a Boyfriend

I LIVED IT: There Were ‘No Replacements Found’ for the Word I Misspelled

How to Travel Even Though You’re Gonna Feel a Bit Sick the Whole Time

Trump Sycophants Abandon Ship to Dickride More Successful Fascist

I LIVED IT: I Cried at the Straight Wedding

QUIZ: Still Feeling Good About This Guy Sending People to Space?

Ugh! Person Who Loves Jesus Seems Really Happy

How to Read a Book Even Though You Already Own It

How to Explain What’s Going on With Twitter Right Now to Someone Who Does Not Want to Know

Sweet Annihilation? This Woman Just Deleted Every Screenshot on Her Desktop Without Checking What Any of Them Were

Fascist? This Woman Just Interrupted Two Baristas Deep in Conversation to ‘Order a Coffee’

Woman Crumbling Under Intense Pressure to Relax in Bath

How Driving Twitter Into the Ground Could Be Elon Musk’s Only Positive Contribution to Society

How My High School English Teacher Prepared Me for Lifetime of Infatuation With Mediocre White Men

Weird! Eric Adams’ Definition of New Yorkers Includes Tourists but Not the Unhoused

How to Feel Sexy When You Are Not

Game Over: Man Just Pointed Out There Are Bigger Issues Than Problem You’re Discussing

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