Author Archives for Damien Kronfeld

I LIVED IT: One Pube Got Stuck to My Vibrator and It Looked Exactly Like Charlie Brown

Unclear Whether Friend’s Fucked Up Story Supposed to Be Funny or Sad

How to Keep Living After Someone Texts You ‘Ok’

Woman Too Depressed to Do Any of the Things That Lessen Depression

Aw! This Baby Will Have Her Mother’s Depression but Her Father’s Generalized Anxiety Disorder

First Date Ideas That Are Adventurous but Not So Adventurous You’ll Be Victim-Blamed if He Kills You

4 Superfoods to Stop Your Organs From Depreciating on the Black Market

The Best Master’s Degrees to Give You Two More Years of Purpose

REPORT: If You Haven’t Brushed Your Teeth Yet You May as Well Wait ‘Til Tonight

How to Treat Your Friend the Same After Finding Out They’re Not Medicated

Scientists Determine Lucy Also Felt a Little Bit Nauseous All the Time

REPORT: Man Needs Some Imposter Syndrome

I LIVED IT: I Accidentally Washed My Hands With Lotion

Aw! This Woman Wants Her Friends’ Lives to be Perfect So She Can Complain the Most

Nice! This Woman Said She Would Clean Her Bathtub Tomorrow, But Then She Died

How to Receive a Nude Without Asking If They’ve Gotten That Mole Checked Out

Neglected Water Glass Mere Inches From Neglected Houseplant

Excitement of Receiving Nude Outweighed by Anxiety of Formulating Response

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