There are lots of ways to get a big ass nowadays — you could be born with it, do squats for it, get a BBL, or just arch your spine in a dangerous way that makes you look like you have a big one! But how do you know which one applies to you? Take the quiz below to find out if you really have a big ass, or if you just have severe lordosis of the spine.
What’s your go-to pose?
- Putting my hand on my hip.
- Arching my back as far as it can go without breaking.
Do you have any back problems?
- Occasionally, but nothing too bad.
- Yeah, all the time. Probably from lugging this big fat ass around all day!
How hard is it for you to put on jeans in the morning?
- Oh my god, it’s a nightmare!
- My ass must be pretty flexible because they just slip right on!
How would you define “bad posture”?
- Whenever your spine isn’t centered.
- It’s when you slouch, obviously.
Does your ass change sizes depending on the angle?
- Nope.
- All the time. It’s so annoying!
Results:
Mostly 1s: You have a total shelf, and you don’t need to poke it out because it already does that! Congratulations!
Mostly 2s: While this is not an official diagnosis, you probably have bad posture instead of a big ass. But make sure to visit a medical professional so you can know for sure!
