You’re a good friend. You got up early on a Saturday morning, put on makeup in the dark, and came to a park in the bitter cold to support your best friend, Beth, who is battling breast cancer. The only thing that could bring down the supportive, positive vibes of this walk would be to get shown up in the poster department by Beth herself. She may have cancer, but that doesn’t mean she gets to be Queen Bee of the cancer parade. Remind Beth who’s the boss by crushing her in poster-making with these four cutthroat techniques:
Glitter
Beth may be at the front of her pack of devoted supporters, but that doesn’t mean she has all the edge in this game. Make sure everyone has their eyes on your poster by adding glitter. The glorious shine will make everyone realize that you care more about Beth than anyone else who turned out this morning, including Beth. She may win her battle with cancer, but she doesn’t stand a chance in the battle for best poster.
More Pictures Of Beth
Breast Cancer support posters are all about quantity: Cover your poster with dozens of pictures of Beth over the years. Send Beth’s crappy posters packing by flooding yours with pictures of her vibrant, hopeful face, pre-life-threatening illness. Choose colorful pictures of Beth at the beach, a theme park, or anything back from when Beth was beating you at most things in life.
Tumorous Font
While we’re celebrating Beth, we also want to highlight the terror of losing her to cancer. Use a font such as Chubby Dotty or McKloud, which are easy to read and also look like letters that may have cancer. Sure Beth’s poster might be genuine and moving, but the fact that your poster has cancer will earn you big points for creativity, which is what this is all about.
Border Your Poster With Beth’s Old Hair
Remember when Beth used to have hair on her head? You’ve been saving it for a chance to remind her who the creative one really is. Glue Beth’s gorgeous, blonde locks that she no longer has as a border on your poster with a clever yet inspiring message, like, “Get That Hair Back!”. Draw an arrow from the hair to the old photos of Beth with hair, just to make the connection clear. If done correctly, even Beth won’t be able to stop looking at your poster.
By using these creative techniques on, your supportive poster will quickly rise to the top of the Breast Cancer Walk poster chain, bypassing those of Beth’s mom, Beth’s daughter, and Beth herself. Send Beth a clear and decisive message that she isn’t entitled to poster dominance, just because it’s her special cancer day.
