Fall Boyfriends To Put Away In Your Attic Once This Season Ends

Pierre stands at a whopping 6’4”, which makes him just tall enough to pick you up in his big man arms and throw you into a pile of leaves. How fun! You can play outside like two big kids in the crisp fall air, then go inside to drink hot cocoa and snuggle in front of a fireplace together. Because Pierre’s so tall, he’s also warm! But here’s his best quality: He’s also very flexible and totally easy to store! Once the couples-themed festivities of fall end, coil Pierre up with your porch lights and put him away in the attic until next year.