Author Archives for Taryn Englehart

How to Tell If It’s Cramps Or You Left a Whole Box of Tampons Up There

Woman Opens Bathroom Door and Enters Enchanted World Where She Can Check Phone

Heartwarming! This Couple Bantered With Their Waitress So Much She Died

How to Be So Positive That You’re Exhausting to Everyone Around You

Female Salmon Says She’s ‘Fine’ Even Though A Grizzly Bear Is Clearly Catching Her

I Did 23andMe and Traced My Ancestors Back to the Raccoon Nest Under My Deck

How to Wean Yourself Off Dog Videos and Rejoin Society

“It’s Already Fall!” Says Merciless Friend Trying to Incite Panic Attack

How to Trick Yourself Into Taking a Compliment By Hiding It in Your Food

Life Hack: Sit On the Floor Clutching a Rotisserie Chicken Tightly to Your Chest

I Thought Life Couldn’t Surprise Me Anymore. Then My Custom Salad Came Out to $1,950,300

Incredible! This Woman Is Embarrassed About Who She Was 10 Seconds Ago

I Can’t Tell When People Are Flirting With Me or When They’re An Army of the Undead

How to Talk At Parties When You’d Rather Be Silent and Full of Pierogis

What to Do When the Guy You Thought Was Tall Turns Out to Be Thumbelina

How to Be So Hot The Necessary Act of Eating Makes You Relatable

Trump Creates 600,000 Jobs For Surgeons Trying to Remove the Shit From His Brains

Trend Alert! It’s Time to Bring Back Low-Rise Jeans And Your Teenage Insecurities

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