Fall Boyfriends To Put Away In Your Attic Once This Season Ends

Evan can always be found somewhere in an old, repurposed barn eating a plate of BBQ ribs and using his flannel shirt as a napkin. What a seasonal score! Your family will love his kind brown eyes and lumberjack beard when you take him home for Thanksgiving dinner. Evan’s also good to last for about four months, at which point he will expire just like the fall season. When that happens you can put him away in a plastic bin also filled with cornhusk wreaths and store him the attic. Don’t worry—you can take him out next year!