Fall Boyfriends To Put Away In Your Attic Once This Season Ends

Lawrence is a sturdy man built like a bear. He loves Oktoberfest beer, kayaking on a chilly Berkshire forest lake, and taking you to his favorite sports bar to watch “the big game.” He’ll even let you steal his team’s hat when you get drunk! Feel free to keep dating Lawrence through Christmas if you want a man throughout the winter too. But once the weather gets warm again, put him in a box along with your pumpkin centerpiece and doormat that says, “THANKFUL.” It’s okay! He will survive until next year.