Greg majored in economics at Michigan State and would love to hold your hand as you meander through a pumpkin patch together. He also won’t hesitate to let you borrow his cute boy sweater if you get chilly. Honestly, Greg is such a sweetheart, and he knows so much about fly-fishing! But his real talent lies in being foldable, so you can fit him inside a Ziploc bag and then vacuum seal him shut. This will ensure he’s fresh and ready-to-date when next fall rolls around!
Everyone wants a fall boyfriend. But they can add unnecessary clutter to your life once cuffing season ends, so be sure to pack them up and store them properly until next year.