6 Sexy Train Conductors That Say, ‘Choo Choo! All Aboard My Dick!’

We’d love a little first-class action from this conductor in our own private sleeper car, if you know what we mean! And what we mean is that we’d happily spend $623 for a 66-hour dick-down on the Southwest Chief that brings us to both climax and mere steps away from the south rim of the Grand Canyon. This train conductor is as sexy as Amtrak is committed to providing easily accessible electrical outlets to its passengers (very!).