6 Sexy Train Conductors That Say, ‘Choo Choo! All Aboard My Dick!’
Tom Hanks from The Polar Express
It’s a good thing our pussy’s nickname is “the Uncanny Valley,” because we would fuck the push-broom mustache right off of CGI Tom Hanks’ face before you could say “trains require cold-resistant steel and plastic in order to run properly in the winter.” Yes, we would certainly enjoy having sex with this cartoon train conductor.
