Author Archives for Seth Rubin

This Woman Showers for 8-10 Minutes or Until Her Hair Is Al Dente

Wow! This Woman Got High and Tried to Google a Memory

Woman With MFA Feels Most Creatively Fulfilled When Using a Coke Freestyle Machine

Sad! This Non-Binary Person Didn’t Know What Kind of Gummy Vitamins to Take

Wow! This Woman Got So High the Movie Theater Felt Like the Airport

‘Self-Care Is Such an Important Part of the Trans Experience,’ Says Woman Buying Drugs

Self-Discipline Queen! This Woman Takes an 8-Hour Tolerance Break From Smoking Weed Every Night

Basketball Wife? This Woman Is Married to a Basketball

5 Pics Of Ryan Reynolds That Will Make You Say, ‘Sure, I Could Go For A Plain Bagel’

Wow! This Woman Has Been Thinking About Giving Back to Her Community Her Entire Adult Life

Woman Without Primary Care Physician Has Cat With Allergist

I LIVED IT: I Stole a Loaf of Bread in the Metaverse and Now Russell Crowe Keeps Singing at Me Online

‘You Call That A Triple Axel?’ Scoffs Roommate Who Can’t Stop Leaving Pubes On Sink

How to Have Good Sex Even Though You Say ‘Thank You Yum Yum’ Whenever Someone Enters You

Real-Life Cheesecake Factory Menu? This Book Is Over 100 Pages Long

5 First-date Hiking Trails to Show You’re the Kind of Girl Who Gets Winded During Blowjobs

How Georgia O’Keeffe’s Paintings Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About How Botanical My Vagina Should Be

The Gender Spectrum Collection

Brave! This Woman Downplays Her Psychiatric Symptoms to Avoid Freaking Her Doctor Out

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