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Too Far? Neil deGrasse Tyson Just Canceled Cosmic Bowling
Aww! This Spider is Tired of Watching You Masturbate
If Cancel Culture Isn’t Real, Then Why Did I Just Shatter My Hymen Trying to Land a Kickflip?
I Fucked the New Mars Rover. Here’s Why He Shouldn’t Be Called Perseverance
How to Grow a Quarantine Bush So Thick and Powerful it Can Sing ‘Wuthering Heights’
We Did It, Joe! Biden Announces All Bear-Shaped Honey Containers Are Gay
Skeleton at Bottom of Well Seems Happy
Fair Housing Advocate? This Woman Doesn’t Sing Along to Benny’s Parts in ‘Rent’
5 Candles That Will Make You Say, ‘But Where Does the Wax… Go?’
Oh No! I Tried To Put A Tampon In But My Pussy Has Two-Factor Authentication Now
Woman Who Just Learned What ‘Insurrection’ Means Excited to See What New Word She’ll Learn This Week
Go Off, King! Listen to Young Sheldon Explain Why You’re Unlovable
5 Horse Whisperers Who Refuse to Set Us Up With Their Sexy Bad Boy Horse Clients
‘There’s No Such Thing as Toxic Masculinity,’ Says Guy Whose College Nickname Was ‘Little Bitch Pissbaby’
‘This Pandemic is Just Like Contagion,’ Says Woman Quarantining With Laurence Fishburne, Kate Winslet and Jude Law
If COVID is Real, Why Haven’t I Been Visited by Three Ghosts Desperate to Teach Me an Important Lesson?
Weird! Bus Tracker App Just Says ‘The Vengabus Is Coming’
New Lesbian Romcom Just 90-Minute Argument About Adopting Dog
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