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The Next Stimulus is Just a Six-Pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade and a Gun With a Single Bullet in It
National Butterscotch Council Increases Recommended Daily Butterscotch Intake From One Ladle to Two
How to Get a Charlie Kaufman Pussy That Men Will Love but Never Truly Understand
How to Cum So Hard You Trigger Another Cambrian Explosion and Usher in a Wave of Unprecedented Biodiversity
5 Heartbreaking Pics of Dips With No Chips
Nation’s Teens Roll Out Plan to Teach Younger Cousins to Smoke Weed Virtually This Fall
How to… Pop a Wheelie? That Can’t Be Right
This Woman Got High and Listened to Philip Glass in the Shower and When She Got Out She Was Better at Math
6 Sexy Train Conductors That Say, ‘Choo Choo! All Aboard My Dick!’
How to Socially Distance When You’re the Old Crone Who Lives Inside the ATM and Hands People Their Money Through the Slot
Wow! Great Horned Owl? More Like Great Horny Owl! Geez This Owl is Horny!
This Comet Only Appears in the Sky Once Every 6,000 Years Because it Needs Some Space
This Woman Died at Disney World – From Having Too Much Fun! And Also COVID-19
Same, Girl! This Ham is Spiraling
Problematic? This Cat Hates Jazz
Wow! These 5 Fiona Apple Songs Are Actually About a Specific Muppet
Should We Train Lobsters to be Waiters So We Can Keep Going to Applebee’s?
Here You Go: Fifteen Sexy, Unproblematic Eels
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