6 Sexy Train Conductors That Say, ‘Choo Choo! All Aboard My Dick!’

Just like the California Zephyr effortlessly glides across America’s vast plains to bring travelers from Chicago to San Francisco every day, so do we want to have sex with this train conductor! We know he’d be screaming, “Last chance to board my dick before it leaves the station of my pants!” at us if he weren’t so busy patrolling the Amtrak quiet car and shushing a lady for eating a bagel too loudly. Hot!