6 Sexy Train Conductors That Say, ‘Choo Choo! All Aboard My Dick!’

This train conductor can punch our tickets and review our valid photo identification any time he wants! While his starched white shirt says, “I am a proud member of the rail transport industry, whose origins can be traced back to sixteenth-century Germany,” his jaunty cap and fuck-me hole puncher absolutely say, “Train noise! This train needs to go into a tunnel!”