4 Mentors Who Haven’t Tried To Have Sex With You Yet

Professor Sullivan, or, "just Gary" can see a lot of himself in you, and can tell how smart and refined you are. Always offering to extend his office hours just for you, he wants to help provide deep insight into what college courses you take next while attempting to fill a deep hole within his soul. One time you saw him at a department happy hour and he said that you “understand him deeply!” Thank god he hasn’t tried anything… so far!