4 Mentors Who Haven’t Tried To Have Sex With You Yet

Why, Bob hasn't seen you since you were a little girl! He is amazed at what a beautiful young woman you've blossomed into, and lends you a copy of "The Unbearable Lightness of Being," letting you know there are some scenes that make him think of you. If you ever want to stay in his cabin in Big Sur, you're more than welcome. You wouldn't even have to pack and could borrow his daughter's clothes (you remember her from play dates when you were both so little), though "the bikini tops might be a little small for you." Bob can tell you have an old soul, which is funny, because he has a young heart. He hasn’t asked you if he can confess his feelings to you yet… so run the fuck away!