4 Mentors Who Haven’t Tried To Have Sex With You Yet

That Guy Who Was an Intern Right Before You Were

Seth may be only eight months older than you, but his experience is, as he puts it, "worldly." Though you never asked for it, he wants to show you the ropes of the new job in hopes of you making him feel a sense of importance that his mother never provided. He goes on and on about your potential to your face, and probably has rubbed one out, imagining you in his naked arms telling him he "matters." Good thing he’s keeping those feelings deep inside… for now!