3 Clear Totes to Fill With Condoms So People Know You Fuck

Style - Jun 25, 2018 By: Damien Kronfeld

Grid Plastic Shopper Tote Bag (Urban Outfitters, $20)

Everyone who sneaks a peek at your tote will see a wonderland of Trojan, LifeStyle, and Durex galore! Carrying around a see-through bag holding 50-75 condoms is a flirty way to end any debate on whether or not you’re sexually active and safe about it. The votes are in and it’s a unanimous decision: you fuck!

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