3 Clear Totes to Fill With Condoms So People Know You Fuck

Style - Jun 25, 2018 By: Damien Kronfeld

This summer, pull your outfit together with a clear tote full of condoms, and soon everyone will know that you’re the fuck queen. You can even put some female condoms in there even though literally no one on earth has ever used one of those. Happy safe fucking, girlfriend!

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