3 Clear Totes to Fill With Condoms So People Know You Fuck

Style - Jun 25, 2018 By: Damien Kronfeld

Summer is officially upon us, and your tired old everyday bag needs a reboot! Say goodbye to your canvas go-to and wave hello to the must-have accessory of the season: the clear tote! This innovative design is the perfect way to show the world you’re a modern woman with nothing to hide, especially the many, many condoms that indicate the fact that you hook up, like, a lot. So what are you waiting for? Here are 3 clear totes to fill with condoms so people know you fuck.

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