3 Clear Totes to Fill With Condoms So People Know You Fuck

Style - Jun 25, 2018 By: Damien Kronfeld

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This see-through trend is an easy way to show off a cute wallet or pair of sunglasses, but it’s an even easier way to let everyone know that you slay dong like it’s your God given raison d'être. Everyone is always wondering: Does she fuck? And, does she fuck safely? Now, people on the street will take a look at your clear bag jam packed with prophylactics and say, “Yes and YES, bitch!” Get that condom sheathed peen!

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