3 Clear Totes to Fill With Condoms So People Know You Fuck

Style - Jun 25, 2018 By: Damien Kronfeld

Contrast Trim Travel Bag (Forever 21, $33)

You won’t have to travel far with this clear travel bag to get your point across. Your point being that you fuck wildly and safely. Whether you’re going to the beach or the dentist, fill this tote to the brim with contraceptives for a chic look that says: “I fuuuuuck!” Your friends and family won’t even bother to ask about your love life because it will be perfectly clear that you’re taking the STI protected bone train to lay station on a regular basis.

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