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Adult Woman Still Believes That Band Is Going to Notice Her at Concert

Study Finds Whatever Your Landlord Is Doing Is Probably Illegal

‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,’ Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs

REPORT: Cat Doesn’t Hate Guests, It Hates How Fake You Act Around Other People

‘I Don’t Believe Deepfakes Should Be Regulated,’ Says Man Who Is the Reason Deepfakes Should Be Regulated

Friends Excited to Rehash Same Conversation, Same Way, for the Hundredth Time

Woman Thankful Her Period Is Normal Amount of Painful, Not Blindingly Painful

Woman’s Main Hobby Just Googling Stuff

REPORT: It’s Going to Take a Lot More Than Allergy to Stop Woman From Shoving Face in Cat’s Belly

‘Why Does My Back Hurt?’ Asks Woman Who Lies Down at Every Inconvenience

‘I Refuse to Turn Into My Parents,’ Says Millennial Who Complains About Gen Z’s Fashion, Internet Usage, Sexuality, and Politics

Wow! Man’s ‘Preferences’ Sound More Like Demands

‘Wait, How Do We Determine If the Groundhog Sees His Shadow?’ Asks Woman Finally Waking the Fuck Up

Mom Hopes to Come Up With Inspirational Quote of Her Own One Day

Entire Apartment Designed Around Cat’s Happiness

REPORT: Dog Understands It Is Him in the Mirror, He Just Wishes It Weren’t So

Woman Doomed to Make Tea and Forget About It Until End of Time

‘But If I Invite Her I Have to Invite That Whole Group,’ Says Woman Describing Mother and Family

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