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I LIVED IT: I Got Sucked Into an Oil Painting and Still Had Bacne

How to Have the Body Confidence of a Naked Toddler

Tiny Tim Lived and Now He’s a Total Fuck Machine

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Clitoris Fish Not Getting Nearly Enough Attention

Woman Quits Job to Pursue Dream of Being Poor

My Husband and I Make It Work Even Though I’m a Christian and He’s an Aardvark

Embarrassing! Boyfriend Only Got You Myrrh for Christmas

6 Home Decorations That Say, ‘I Used to Roll My Soffe Shorts 3 Times’

Hero! This Woman is Baked in a Brightly Lit Pharmacy

5 Fair Isle Sweaters to Wear Around Your Garbage City

4 Gifts That Say, ‘I Wasn’t Joking About Being Broke’

Adult Coloring Book Too Complicated

I Dated My Boyfriend Just So I Could Put Mascara on His Long-ass Lashes

4 Hearty Winter Stews to Make You Feel Like a Cold, Lonesome Prairie Wife

Here Are a Few Billie Eilish Songs So You Have Something To Talk About With Your Boyfriend’s Sisters

Winter Wardrobe Same as Fall Wardrobe With Sadder Face and Uglier Coat

Sarah’s Wearing Dad’s Old Flannel Shirt Even Though He’s Not Even Dead Yet

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